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It's the Gran Final - Race these old dears at crippling speeds!
Adjust the grannies arms to find the perfect race position!
Just wind up these Racing Grannies and watch them go. Whether racing to the buffet table or chasing after a younger man, these venerable vixens really know how to move. Not necessarily the prettiest pair of sagging seniors, the Racing Grannies are sure to entertain!
This present answers a question that has baffled most great minds over the centuries: how funny would it be to spike your Nan’s tea with some guarana? In reality – not wise, but thanks to the Racing Grannies, we can give you a glimpse of what could happen…
To understand what this gift brings to the table, just think of the rush there’d be for a half price sale on false teeth. Or a knitting competition with £1,000,000 in prizes. Or free Bingo. Just wind them and watch them tear off – not the sexiest twins you’ve ever seen but they’re certainly the most mature.
Wind them up - watch them go! |